Lol it looks like I have 3 different skin tones Ahhahaha
tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise
My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.
If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year.
Chicago numbers challenge | All that Jazz
Where the Gin is cold but the piano is hot
Honestly this seems like so much fun. Portraying a sexy scandalous woman and having all the men carrying you and fall down at your feet while you dance and sing seductively with a smirk on your face.
It just seems like so much fun.